My Father is Vulgar

And that is precisely why I love him.

Since I can remember, anything I did something goofy, cheeky, or lightly naughty, he'd laugh and yell, "Aye, hoi!" Hoi means clam. Used this way though, it's slang, sort of like..."bearded clam."

MY FATHER HAS BEEN CALLING ME A POONTANG SINCE BIRTH!!!!